I made these two little miscreants and poured all my love and creativity into them one stitch and one tear at a time. I figured that I couldn't force myself to feel better but I could at least help some one else have a good day.
I then discreetly dropped them in very obvious public places with signs that read "Take Me Home, I'm Yours!!"
I don't care who finds them, I don't care for any thanks or acknowledgement...I just feel a bit better knowing that they are out there.
So, without further ado, allow me to introduce, "Squidopus the Lovely" and her dear friend "Blooey". They were a great comfort to me and I think Sam would have loved destuffing them with reckless abandon while taunting Kaos all the while.